I recently stumbled upon the rage about Sidney Sweeney’s modeling jeans from the American Eagle. Frankly, I would never have noticed it without the epic digital tantrums thrown by Wee Brigade. Apparently, the phrase “Sidney Sweeney has great jeans” was deliberately misunderstood and got caught up in a debate about race and privilege. When anger is the goal, I think the context is irrelevant.
Imagine it. You’re angry with the advertiser and boldly troubled spending money to convince you to spend your hard-earned money. That’s shocking. Supermarkets strategically place candies in checkout aisles, so what’s next? Or anger towards some form of suspicious politician who is better than Warren Buffet on the stock market? Now, let’s forget about that last one before I put on the black suit that knocks on the front door.
But if there’s something that really deserves rage, it’s not a denim or genetic joke. It’s how your hard-earned money purchasing power is quietly eroded by an unstoppable Fiat currency printing press. Luckily, unlike easily faded denim, which is easily offended, Bitcoin really boasts a great digital “gene.” American Eagle sells jeans. Vitocoin sells freedom.
Bitcoin does not fade, rip or shrink in economical wash. Its digital genetic code is immutable, transparent, robust, very lacking from the average jeans, certainly lacking in Fiat currency. Inflation steadily eats in wallet dollars, but Bitcoin offers economic durability that doesn’t diminish economically.
Bitcoin does not discriminate or judge based on the surface, such as whether it looks good in skinny jeans or whether it just happens to be Sydney Sweeney. It is universally accessible and has a high value over time, and does not require Photoshop to hide its flaws. Forget expensive designer jeans – Vitocoin offers the ultimate free fit.
So, next time, when you are seduced to express your moral anger in an ad featuring attractive people wearing denim, you may perhaps lead that passion to something truly innovative: Bitcoin. Jeans may flatter you for a fleeting moment, but Bitcoin promises long-term financial freedom.
Well, sorry, I don’t think I have more room to stack because I don’t have jeans.
This article is a take. The opinions expressed are entirely the authors and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of BTC Inc or Bitcoin Magazine.
This post American Eagle sells jeans. Vitocoin sells the first freedom featured in Bitcoin Magazine, written by Mark Mason.
